WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED
Our last name stays put. The garage is all
ours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can
never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your
urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this
one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a
nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Men Are Just Happier People!
Yes men admit that they are simple creatures,
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A
five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone
forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see
wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your
face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one
color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle it, and to the men who will enjoy
reading it.