I value women over 40
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a
few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and
ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit
around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and
it's usually
more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with
you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of
course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot y ou if they
think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know
what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a
woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier
than
her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest.
They'll
tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one.
You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in
yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.
60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)